Less Yap, More Smut Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Less Yap, More Smut — the official uniform of bookworms who'd rather be in bed… with a spicy paperback. 🔥📚💋
Printed on our all-time favorite Unisex Tee that gives cool-girl comfort with a perfectly oversized look.
These run roomy for women — model is wearing a size Large for that “I’m busy reading smut, don’t talk to me” fit.
✨ Peep the size chart to pick your vibe: snatched or slouchy.

Details you’ll obsess over:

• Built to last with durable double-needle stitching (just like your favorite book boyfriends).

• Garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel — no breaking hearts required.

• Relaxed fit and classic crew neck make this an easy fave for couch reads or bookstore hauls.

• Ethically made from 100% U.S. cotton — because sustainability is sexy too.

How to care:

• Machine wash cold (like your villain era 🖤)

• No bleach — we’re not trying to fade your fantasies

• Tumble dry low, like a slow burn

• Iron on low, if needed — but honestly, wrinkles add character

• No dry cleaner required — more money for your Kindle fund